Ho ho ho! It's Sunday again, and I'm feeling alive. Yay, me! I've spent the whole morning reading entries by amazing people all over the world, and this (*yeah, click it. NOT a virus.*) gave me an idea.
If I am/was the culprit, and I did the deed in public.....
I'll first turn to the person nearest to me, while covering my innocent lil' nose, and say, "Hey, did you smell that? Someone had just let out an awesome smell. With a capital letter A." while at the same time, fanning my face, and *secretly* my behind. Ha ha! *guilty*
Why? A culprit wouldn't usually admit that they did something wrong, yeah? The more you try to hide something, the suspicious you'll become.
As the saying.......*by me*.....goes; Who noticed it first is less likely to be the culprit since the culprit will usually tries to hide the fact that the fart incident occurs.
Plus, another saying .......*not exactly by me*......goes; The safest place to hide is the enemy's den itself.
Or.....I'll try to beat Usain Bolt's 100 metres record, by dashing to the ladies and release all the gases that were violently shaking my tummy, asking to be freed from my clutch.
You be the judge :)
Cheers!
12 comments:
hahahaha. sy t'imagine ko bt muka mcm 2 katun lg tu zal ;D
hello..coming by for the 1st time..
hi reanaclaire :) i hope that you'll enjoy your visit, yeah?
kah3.kdptn kntut.. wakakkaa
hehe...ai winn?daku seja kah? alalala...kuci kuci....
hahaha..funny!
Wency, this might be just a personal opinion by me, but I think many will find that it happens in the real life :) Which is why we find it funny :) Ha ha!
Hahaha! What a funny piece by you! Hehe. I've wrote a related entry before. Feel free to read. Hehe. http://www.emynadira.com/2011/04/check-your-poop.html
that was wicked :)
so nice your template...where did you get that?
Hi Aemy :) Ha ha! I hope that you've found it amusing in a good way :) Anyway, yeah! I've read your entry this morning, but was unable to drop a comment on it....will be there again soonish :)
Hi there nc :) Yeah, right? I wonder if you've ever experienced one like that....?
Hi there seaweed & pumpkin :) Interesting name you've got yourself there :) Anyway, I actually made the template myself. I took a photo of the blue sky, and added a prayer, butterflies, cloud-puffs, sun, flower, alien, and a man-in-a-car on it :)
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