15 May 2011

I'm telling you this, so don't you go around telling the others

Ho ho ho! It's Sunday again, and I'm feeling alive. Yay, me! I've spent the whole morning reading entries by amazing people all over the world, and this (*yeah, click it. NOT a virus.*) gave me an idea.

If I am/was the culprit, and I did the deed in public.....
I'll first turn to the person nearest to me, while covering my innocent lil' nose, and say, "Hey, did you smell that? Someone had just let out an awesome smell. With a capital letter A." while at the same time, fanning my face, and *secretly* my behind. Ha ha! *guilty*


Why? A culprit wouldn't usually admit that they did something wrong, yeah? The more you try to hide something, the suspicious you'll become. 
As the saying.......*by me*.....goes; Who noticed it first is less likely to be the culprit since the culprit will usually tries to hide the fact that the fart incident occurs.
Plus, another saying .......*not exactly by me*......goes; The safest place to hide is the enemy's den itself.

Or.....I'll try to beat Usain Bolt's 100 metres record, by dashing to the ladies and release all the gases that were violently shaking my tummy, asking to be freed from my clutch.

You be the judge :)

Cheers!

13 comments:

tiara dryden said...

hahahaha. sy t'imagine ko bt muka mcm 2 katun lg tu zal ;D

reanaclaire said...

hello..coming by for the 1st time..

Miki Aya said...

disgustingly evil grin kan rai :)

Miki Aya said...

hi reanaclaire :) i hope that you'll enjoy your visit, yeah?

sarah lysa reynolds said...

kah3.kdptn kntut.. wakakkaa

Miki Aya said...

hehe...ai winn?daku seja kah? alalala...kuci kuci....

Wency said...

hahaha..funny!

Miki Aya ,not my real name x) said...

Wency, this might be just a personal opinion by me, but I think many will find that it happens in the real life :) Which is why we find it funny :) Ha ha!

Aemy Shamy said...

Hahaha! What a funny piece by you! Hehe. I've wrote a related entry before. Feel free to read. Hehe. http://www.emynadira.com/2011/04/check-your-poop.html

nc said...

that was wicked :)

Seaweed & Pumpkin said...

so nice your template...where did you get that?

Miki Aya said...

Hi Aemy :) Ha ha! I hope that you've found it amusing in a good way :) Anyway, yeah! I've read your entry this morning, but was unable to drop a comment on it....will be there again soonish :)

Hi there nc :) Yeah, right? I wonder if you've ever experienced one like that....?

Miki Aya said...

Hi there seaweed & pumpkin :) Interesting name you've got yourself there :) Anyway, I actually made the template myself. I took a photo of the blue sky, and added a prayer, butterflies, cloud-puffs, sun, flower, alien, and a man-in-a-car on it :)