Ho ho ho! It's Sunday again, and I'm feeling alive. Yay, me! I've spent the whole morning reading entries by amazing people all over the world, and this (*yeah, click it. NOT a virus.*) gave me an idea.
If I am/was the culprit, and I did the deed in public.....
I'll first turn to the person nearest to me, while covering my innocent lil' nose, and say, "Hey, did you smell that? Someone had just let out an awesome smell. With a capital letter A." while at the same time, fanning my face, and *secretly* my behind. Ha ha! *guilty*
Why? A culprit wouldn't usually admit that they did something wrong, yeah? The more you try to hide something, the suspicious you'll become.
As the saying.......*by me*.....goes; Who noticed it first is less likely to be the culprit since the culprit will usually tries to hide the fact that the fart incident occurs.
Plus, another saying .......*not exactly by me*......goes; The safest place to hide is the enemy's den itself.
Or.....I'll try to beat Usain Bolt's 100 metres record, by dashing to the ladies and release all the gases that were violently shaking my tummy, asking to be freed from my clutch.
You be the judge :)