Calorie Combat, according to Lauren White

These will come in handy:

i) Willpower

ii) Strength of character

iii) To know how to cheat

Calorie Combat:

No 1

Use a fork......

....the calories will flow through the crannies of the fork :)

(We'll end up consuming lesser calories)

No 2

Barbecue your food.....

......and the calories burn away.......

(As you know it, we'll end up consuming lesser calories)

No 3

Break a cookie.......

....and half of the calories drop out!

(And of course, we'll end up consuming lesser calories as always)

No 4

Eat outdoors.....

.....and the calories will be blew away......poof!

(Lesser calories consumed!)

No 5

Microwave your food.....

.....and deactivate the calories!

No 6

Eat ice cream......

....freezing causes the calories to neutralize.....

(Zero calorie!)

Cheers, love :)